Helmet-Pie

When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.

For our anniversary, I gave Jen a helmet-pie, I think she looks good in white

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Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.

Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!

Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead

And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet