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When one finds him or herself going to a beach in hope of finding a hairy lover
Grab your sun tan lotion, we're going to fur beach!
a place where you find a lot of guys, usually no girls, laying out in the sun. most of the time its seen in penitentiaries.
john: hey billy do you wanna go on the yard and workout?
billy: no john it looks like peter beach out there today!
down the beach = lets go to the beach
Origin = The Shire (Sutherland shire, Sydney, Australia)
Shire boy 1 text: Lets go down the beach
Shire boy 2 text: Okay I will meet you there in 20 minutes. I am catching the train from Sutherland
Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them
Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"
You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?
A seagull, but for dumb people.
"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"
A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.
Newport Beach is a terrible place.