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when making frozen orange juice, the person just puts the mix and the water in the jug and puts it in the fridge, rather than actually mixing and melting the concentrate
Jenny is so annoying. she said she'd make the oj, but instead just dumped it all togethe and called it lazy orange juice
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the best color in the world
what you say when you dont have a favorite color
that shirt is made of electric purple orange fabric
my favorite color? electric purple orange.
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eating a plate of asparagus early in the day and while having sex later in the night piss in your partners mouth for a smelly surpise.
Tim's wife wanted to be treated like a whore so he gave her the port orange surprise
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Bloody orange sock comes from the Latin term orange sock and red sock... red sock being the act of anal penetration till bleeding and orange sock is the act of rubbing a orange on a pink/red sock. But bloody orange sock is when you analy rape a small women/man and the pink sock comes out, and you just keep raping until the point of bleeding... then you take a spoiled orange and rub it on the now “red sock” to turn it into a “bloody orange sock”.
Man she said no to that sex so I gave her a bloody orange sock.
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Orange Glen High School (OG) is located in Escondido, CA. It is the most stereotyped school in the Escondido area. Rumors circulate about use of drugs on campus, gang fights, and prom babies. OG is located in a low income neighborhood that is mostly Hispanic, but the effect of this upon the school is not “ghetto”. OG is instead a culturally sensitive school with an amazingly dedicated staff. And although not perfect, OG does not pretend to be.
Janet: I’m sending my daughter to San Pasqual High School.
Gloria: What’s wrong with Orange Glen High School?
Janet: It’s known for druggies, fake ass gangsters, and being crazy ghetto!
Gloria: Actually, despite that there is a low income and minority neighborhood surrounding OG, their soccer team won the regional championship, their newspaper won a national award, and their Academic League Team competed nationally in Washington D.C.
Janet: Hmmm. Maybe I should pull my head out of my own ass.
Gloria: Much agreed!
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Meaning tight with money, selfish, unlikly to share with others.
Ben: "Paul can I have one of them sweets please?"
Paul: "Fuck off they're mine!"
Ben: "Tight fucker, you would peel an orange in your pocket!"
Paul: "Whatever"
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A school full of crack head thugs who could care less about academics and usually are going to be the ones who wind up on the street corners just like there school and always are walking around with there pants to low for them to take a step. whom always seem to have stuff to do after school such as shot bobby in the face, get a girl knocked up overdose on pills or even rob walmart for christmas presents and they suck at foot ball
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