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The crust of a slice of pizza once the rest of the slice is eaten or a pimply penis
Hey man I'm stuffed anybody want my pizza bones
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When a guy puts his dick into an Asian girl's pussy and after fucking her for a bit, pulling out and wiping the juices over one butt cheek of the girl. Then he puts his dick in her ass and fucks it until just before orgasm. Pulls out and wipes his shit stained dick on the other butt cheek, ejaculates on and between the cheeks, then kneads the butt cheeks together with his hands like kneading pizza dough.
Bro, I want to Chinese Pizza that girl so hard right now
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The stringy stuff when you pull your foreskin back after ten days without a shower.
Mandy- "Ew do you have an STD"
Thomas- "Nah it's just cheese pizza"
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When a girl freshly shaves her pussy and it has razor burn. damn
"Damn bro did you fuck Clarissa?" "Hell yeah man, she had hella Pizza Pussy doe" "That do be kinda nasty doe"
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Pussy pizza is when a man OR woman puts cheese sauce and any toppings on a womans viaginia then puts it in the oven and eats it
I ate the pussy pizza real good last night
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When you order pizza with your girl or on your own and you are so in love/ exciting about the pizza you become the hardest you ever have before and proceed to fuck her before it gets there, while eating it, and most likely after. If you are single... well you’ll probably have to masterbait.
I just ordered the pizza and now I have pizza dick, I’m going to fuck you so hard until it gets here.
That pizza looks so good it gave me pizza dick. I’m going to fuck you wihile you eat it you pizza slut.
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Pizza with Tuna mixed with mayonaise spread over the crust. Topped with cheese and all your other favorite toppings such as tomatoes, black olives, peppers, etc.
Did you have tuna pizza for dinner tonight?
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