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To Send Nudes to a man, Consent or not, You just Blessed His phone.
Tyrone- Hey Steve what happened??
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*
Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.
Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!
To completely fuck up a common expression by mashing it up with another similar expression.
ie: hold the phone + hold your horses = phone your horses. "Whoa, whoa... phone your horses!"
ie: Bingo! + Bob's your uncle = Bingo's your uncle
The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.
As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.
A serious but temporary condition that occurs when your misfortune enough to lose, misplace or have your phone stolen...
It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone...
Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked...
***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ...
The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ...
Billy : Why is Johnny panicking and ripping everything out of his car?
Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there..
Billy : Is his phone locked ?
Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!
When two guys are connected butt to butt bus double-ended dildo.
I walked in on my husband, Tim, and his buddy Eric pulling a tin can phone.
Phone Fiddler (PF) is someone who takes your cell phone without permission and changes the background on it, or resets settings, or adds random phone numbers, then returns it without telling you they have just messed with a part of your personal life.
Weena has a tendency of swiping someone's cell phone and with the camera taking random pictures, making one of them the background, then she adds random telephone numbers, then return the cell phone to where she got it, without telling the owner she is the culprit. It's almost like having someone go through your underwear drawer!! What a PF'er. Otherwise known as Phone Fiddler (PF).