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A badass girl who knows what she wants and when she wants it
For example
Zombie apocalypse:
Crush:zombie!!
Me:it’s ok I already hit it with a shovel
River: a gender neutral name and a big stream
can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!
"When the chuff coming river?"
Cloud based streaming service.
Rain is just one of the steps in the cloud based streaming service we call rivers. .
River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"
Their the greatest most loving best friend you'll ever have so if you meet a river make sure to keep them because there always gonna be by your side for life
Girl: omg who's that?!
Me: oh that's river my best friend
Girl: woah you got so lucky to know a river!
Rivers is a kind boy who cares a lot about other people and will always spare his own pain over a friends pain.
If you know a Rivers think yourself lucky that you have someone who cares about you so much.
Me:"Rivers is sutch a great friend"
Other person:"I know,he's so nice"