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Someone who meant to say “is off their rocker”, but is bad at idioms.
1: You are off your rocket
2: I think that it’s rocker
1: Right, I’m bad at idioms
a sort of fnog/boston steamer hybrid where a male shits over his lovers chest then smears it over her vagina with his arse, he then proceeds to give oral sex after which he then inserts his penis hard and fast, like a rocket as it were.
'i gave your wife a boston fnog rocket last night.'
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The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.
This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.
Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”
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Being a total asshole without any disreguard
John: man, this customer was really mean
Ash: Was he a douche rocket?
John: yea
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During a blowjob, the woman takes the load up her nose then sneezes it out all over the guy's chest.
"Dude, she totally gave me an Egyptian Snot Rocket last night! It was AWESOME!"
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The hottest nee slang term for the vagina.
I full on crammed my rocket dog into her rocket dog receiver.
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When you walk into a porn scene involving a horse fucking a girl raw, that startles the horse into cumming in and all over her. In all she then become ripped in two and stomped by the frightened horse. The horse proceeds to fuck the split in two girl.
Cameron: I saw a Fire rocket kapush yesterday.
Amahede: how split up was the bitch
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