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A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In
Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week
Sierra Running barefoot catching squirrels to make hats.
Hey what are you doing tomorrow after B.B.W.B ridding?
Oh nothing going Squirrel Chase'n. They call me the Squirrel Chaser
bullshitting/overreacting to everything
Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
Burying ones nuts inside a girl
That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!
The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
When water troughs are placed in a field for livestock they are set under a tree to keep cool. However squirrels fall in and drown. So they place a log that breaches the water so the squirrel can escape. This is the same as releasing a large turd log in the toilet that breaches the water. Whereby a squirrel would be saved if it fell in. Most likely to happen after eating at a Chinese buffet
Sharon come check out this squirrel saver is just dropped