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Beavered

One who has an obsession with beavers.

I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.

by Chloe1776 November 3, 2018


Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.

Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.

by dirtybitannefrank November 13, 2014


Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.

Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...

by ShellySmiles August 3, 2018


sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole

Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver

by DIRTY_definitions March 3, 2018


Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.

That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.

by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019


Beaver roll

Fat girl's vagina

I bet that girl has a beaver roll.

by Jilldo and aj August 30, 2013


Beaver Roll

During foreplay your wife/girl friend log rolls quickly and contorts your wrist.

"I was fingering my wife when she fuckin beaver rolled on me! Now I have this nice cast"

by Tommie Johnson November 18, 2015