mexican tissue

n. Another word for paper towel

we dont have any napkins left, heres a mexican tissue.

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Mexican Standoff

Do not expect to get the same result from those of Mexicans portrayed in Hollywood movies.

Mexican standoff involves two individuals that are not able to come a resolution but neighter wants to compromise.

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mexican chips

gringo nachos no preservatives, no cholesterol, all natural

governator add drugs to mexican chips to reduce birth rate in califoria. Amigos no buy gringo mexican chips. Tacate beer es jaybana. Amercanos food no wineo.

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mexican hotel

mexican hotel any tree or canyon in state of california AKA
mexifornia ( east of LA south of Burbank)..

amigos El nochie canyon de azuza numero uno mexican hotel.
Musica, mucho hot-a-leta chile, mujhickermjers grandes chi chi. (mexican hotel muy simpactico no)

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Mexican Molotov

Whilst having sex, Stick a Burrito of choice into your partner's orifice. After this has been done, douse the protruding end with gasolina, then set it on fire. Then, Begin smashing the Burrito with a baseball bat, much like you would with a pinata. Thus spreading the fire everywhere.

Marcos: Eh Holmes, You do larissa last night?
Jorge: Yeah joto, I gave her that Mexican Molotov

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mexican scene

just like any other scene kid just in a mexican form yes there is such thing but they are often hard to find

Beaner #1:Hey have you seen that mexican.
Beaner #2:Yeah.
Beaner #1:Why isnt she like other meixicans
Beaner #2:Shes a mexican scene dumbass.

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White Mexican

An Mexican born person of Mexican decendants who looks or is easily mistaken for American or of European decent because of physical appearance.

Dorio has our fathers dark hair and tall frame as well as mothers pale skin and blue eyes, a white mexican.

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