Albanese Peach Ring

The infected result of dipping your condom in hot sauce preceding anal intercourse.

"That fucker Todd gave me an Albanese Peach Ring last week."
"I guess that Ass Reaper did it's job, huh?"
"Fuck you Denice."

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Ring-Jobber

A person who seduces her boss by demonstrating her rim job skills by blowing impressive smoke rings

Emily: Sara, those are some impressive smoke rings. Are you practicing to be a ring-jobber?

Sara: Yes, I need to double my salary!

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devil's onion ring

Comical slang for brown eye, butt hole, or anus.

Does anyone else smell the reek coming from the devil's onion ring on that guy?

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rings 'n' things

Organic chemistry, because of the appearance of benzene rings and similar structures used to notate the shapes of molecules.

What kind of science class do you have today? Is it rings 'n' things?

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puke your ring

To puke so hard that your ass ring comes out of your mouth.

"If you drink anymore you'll puke your ring."

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gothic finger ring

A ring that is gay and only fags like sam wear

Hey, there's Sam wearing one of those gothic finger rings. He's gay!

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ravaged ring piece

getting owned by a donkey.

that donkey left that guy with a ravaged ring piece see....tijuana

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