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A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.
"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"
when you are surrounded by uwu and get **w-ified** lol
it takes a lot to get uwuified
it's easy to get the disease but hard to get rid of it
w-ified person: "wi wru woday uwu uwu"
regular person: "wtf bro u so sussy"
sussy people get the w disease
ARBI DISEASE is basically when you get really really bad explosive diharrea when hanging out with ARBI, if you wann get better you better drink up all that XASH WATER, this diease spreads very fast and affects your smell, your armpits will smell like ghorme sabzi since arbi never showers or brushes the teeth, also you develop oyster syndrom in your tutuz, and you better eat up all that lavashak
A disease which makes people touch other people's private areas.
Hey, did you know eric has Erica-Nervosa disease?
Being distracted by something at a moments notice.
Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease
A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.
Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.
PGR or "Prettiest Girl in the Room" Disease is a condition that afflicts attractive women everywhere. It's characterized by the negative reaction a pretty girl expresses when she meets a girl that's prettier than her, rendering her "not the prettiest girl in the room" anymore.
Girl 1: Mandy, you look lovely as always. I'd like you to meet my friend, Sexy Withoutmakeup.
Girl 2: I don't like her.
Girl 1: You just met her, why not?
Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.
Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.
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