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When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside
When someone needs to go do something with their life
What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.
Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.
Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.
Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.
A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day
Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”