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When someone embellishes a story about an experience they had, but the other people who were there quickly call them out in their bullshit.
Adam: "Yeah, these dudes at the bar were talking shit so I broke my beer bottle and threatened to cut them."
Stephen: "No, you didn't. They were laughing at your fedora, so you went to a booth and made fun of them when they were out of earshot. You're such a total Brian Williams."
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William Jack Poulter is a british actor. He is one of the most respectful and kind male actors you could ever know! He stands for the LGBTQ, black, POC, trans, and disabled youth. And on top of that he's a feminist! He uses his platform to help others and rarely posts about himself!! He is 100% the most selfless celebrity in the world! He deserves everything and anything he wants + more. He has beautiful eyes, a stunning height, and perfect facial structure. His eyebrows are to die for. He's an outstanding actor and has made a difference in all of his supporters lives.
Hey who is that one perfect-?
William jack poulter!!
Do you know what what movie William Jack Poulter stared in?
We are the Millers? Kids in love? The maze runner? The maze runner: Death Cure? Detroit?
The phrase refers to the condition where an American Idol contestant, with no talent, goes on the show hoping to acquire fifteen minutes of fame (or infamy). This phenomenon does not specify whether the contestant has an accurate self-perception of how terrible they are.
American Idol producers rely on this percentage of the contestant population to put together the first few shows of each season.
How can she actually think she would make it to Hollywood? It must be the William Hung Effect
WTF. A longer way to say What the Fuck. Inspired by these questionable t-shirts worn by the Williams College track and field team.
I just found out my girlfriend used to be a man.... Williams Track and Field!!!
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Band Member of One Direction and Harry Styles' Boyfriend. HE is the Oldest of the group. He comes from Doncaster and he was a part of The Doncaster Rovers Team of Soccer. He is like the Diva of the Group.
"Hi, I'm Louis William Tomlinson From One Direction"
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1. Butt lovin', cum drinkin' fag of any name. It's a sneaky way of saying that someone is "as queer as a three dollar bill".
Me: That guy's a regular three dollar william.
My Imaginary Girlfriend: Oh, that's why he smells like ass.
Me: He also has dried up cum on his nose, just like you this morning.
My Imaginary Girlfriend: Yeah, I like that a lot!!!
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ahh prince william school is the simple definition of absolute shit. It is known for its wank offsted report and no child should attend there. Teachers who work there deserve to be stabbed because they cannot teach. Students who do attend most likely think they are either a) smart asf and go to the best school ever but really they just have autism
b) living on a council estate in oundle or thrapston and think they are road asf and from the endz because they smoke fags and weed
c) a group of girls and boys in each year who think they are better then anyone else and do think they are hard having a piss up every friday tryna act and look like they are 18 but in reality they are tramps who go to bloody prince william lmao.
no one should attend or go within 10 foot of this trampy place, you will probably catch aids.
lewis: "brev (whilst lighting a fag found on the floor) i go prince william school."
dan: "ugh, thats dirty, who would wanna go to that school. dont speak to me, we ent mates no more!"
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