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Oundle is a small market town in Northamptonshire, about twenty minutes from Peterborough (aka shitehole) and 30 minutes from Kettering (aka bigger shitehole). Oundle has a few pubs and a large population of OAPs. (Regular oldies include a woman with an enormous stomach and a geriatric old lady who always sports a mini skirt.) Oundle is home to the well known boarding school Oundle School.
(pronounced Ow-ndle)
Oundle is dull as a pile of pig shite, but at least we don't live in Corby.
Person 1: I live in Oundle
Person 2: Arundel? Oh yes I've been there.
person 1: No, OUNDLE you moron.
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home of the original baseplate that is ....steve
steve i konw your the baseplate ,,,, you dont have to go on hungerstrike ...
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an oundle is when some one is misbehaving or wearing a blue hoody stolen from someone who stole it from oundle private school in oundle with oundle written on the bac in red letters.
Example 1:
Cara: i think I'll write a poem about jacking off to preggo porn today
Henry: oh cara dont be such an oundle
Example 2:
Henry: its cold outside, perhaps i'll wear my blue hoody
Cara: no henry! dont be an oundle!
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A co-ed boarding school in small market town Oundle, in Northamptonshire. It is known for its high academic standards. It also has a very Sloaney reputation.
oundle school pupil: Daddy bought me a pony but it wasn't thorough-bred so I traded it in for this Cartier watch.
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It is a boarding school filled with people assume are posh tots but actually act like chavs and have no personality. They have no social skills because all they think about is academics. The school is mostly filled with Asians because white people are dumb.
Person: are you from oundle school?
Other person : (no reply and shrugs)
One of the most prestigious Co-ed boarding schools in the UK. Film-set like town and school, incredible facilities and excellent results. Extremely wealthy but very quiet wealth.
Person 1: Oh Oundle, isn't that where Prince George is going?
Person 2: Yeah, Kate chose it over Marlborough as it's the same school but more quiet-wealth.
Person 1: Why didn't they choose Uppingham?
Person 2: Because it's 'Oundle-lite'. They are quite different schools