Trendy Drunk

A woman or gay man that is intoxicated on a daily basis, gets trashed, shit faced, and wasted, and still manages to look fashionable. These trendy drunks are typically spotted in major art and fashion schools.

Girl 1: "How does that chick's hair still look so good after she drank a bottle of vodka, threw it up in the sink, and drank some more?"

Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."

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Retardedly Drunk

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.

I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.

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Wine drunk

What American soccer moms call being drunk, trying to be quirky and funny, big boomer energy.

I got so wine drunk last night with my girlfriends my husband had to carry me to bed

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Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.

I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!

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Drunk in you

"im drunk in you" meaning: the feeling of being drunk with out being drunk mostly with someone you like

candy: "wow your so amazing"
josh: "wow i am feeling the same im so drunk in you"

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Flash Drunk

When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.

I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.

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Jacy Drunk

getting beyond white girl wasted to the point where you think you have just become a cast member on Jersey Shore. You think cameras are following you around all the time so you constantly cause drama for no other reason then to boost your shrunken ego.

Can you believe that girl last night? She was so Jacy Drunk

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