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Rich young Canadian singer who got his parents to make him famous. He is friends with Jacob Sartorius and gets a lot of hate. Famous song: Let go
“Omg, johnny Orlando is on tour, I have to go see him!”
Johnny Orlando is the cutest and romanticest guy you will ever know. He is perfect in singing and lots of sports! He loves relationships with girls named Maya so be ready for your dreamboy --> Mayas 😏
He has also a very big dick and is actually so good in a bed❤ He loves kids, will never let a girl alone and always keep his girl safe from others!!!
Girl: I am in a relationship with Johnny Orlando...
Other Girl: No way! Omg he is the cutest guy of the world!
Girl: Year I know, I am so happy
Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.
Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice
Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.
Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?
Take a shit, defecate. Called after slimy Johnny Howard the worst Australian Slime Minister ever.
Let's all drop a johnny on Johnny Howard. Good idea, but he won't smell any more than he already does.
The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.