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April 24th is National Nothing Day. Since everyone thinks only women can be victims, or that this should be "national murder day", how about "National Nothing Day"? Sounds like a more peaceful world.
In which days men and women either prepare to rape someone.
OR A DAY WHERE WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND BEAT THEM SENSELESS
"I heard Jenna was gonna participate in April 24th.."
"Ew I used to date her"
April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.
Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"
Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"
Free pass of day after April fools if you forgot or thought of a good joke after April fools
Yo man it’s April 2 it still counts
only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on
“i heard he born on april 2nd”
“oooh he got me tight”
National affection day. On this day you hug, kiss, cuddle, say "I love you" or do anything that is affectionat to your gf/bf
Bf: *kisses his gf
Gf: what was that for?
Bf: oh it's April 19th!
April 19th is national kiss your crush day! Don’t be scared! Go up to your crush and give them a big kiss!
My crush: hey!
Me: guess what today (April 19th) is!
My crush: what?
Me: National kiss your crush day ;)