A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.
"Have you seen Johnny?"
"Nah"
"He's got a Bastard Haircut"
Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.
"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".
The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.
"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."
the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'
this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
A “Dirty little bastard” is a term used to describe someone who’s brave enough to do stupid shit. This term is used on the comedy show “South Park” often used by the character Jimbo Kern
“Now that there is a dirty little bastard!”
Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.
Roger the chef called Drew a “dirty dirty bastard” when he slapped his dick on a customers head.