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A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.
A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
My Beach Read is making me miss my time at the beach this winter.
A term used for overpaying for shitty food, specifically sandwiches overly dressed up with cream cheese and avacado.
I ordered a pastrami and once again I was Beach Hut’d.
That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne
Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.
A phat ass bitch, can be seen at McDonald’s 7 times a day, when you see the bitch you will not mistake her for anything but a whale.
I was tryna go to McDonald’s and that damn beach whale in front of me ordered a Big Mac and a 50 piece McNugget. Had to wait a hour and a fuckin half on the bitch.
a chick who lays on bed staring at the one doing all the action while she laying down like a fat beach whale and doing nothing (consent is given)
i just fucked this mad beach whale she did nothing but look into my eyes weirdly and moan.
A small town on the coast of southern Maine with nice beaches. Its quiet all year with only a couple thousand residents, but once the summer comes the population turns to 52,000 people. Mostly all Massholes invading Maine for their annual summer vacation. And people from New York too who are sick of being home.
"Yo man you coming to York Beach this summer to piss off all the locals."
"You know it."
Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had been through many exciting and dangerous adventures together. After their last mission, they decided to take a break and enjoy some time together at the beach.
They rented a small beach house and spent their days lounging in the sun, swimming in the ocean, and playing beach volleyball. They also enjoyed exploring the town, trying out different restaurants, and going to the local arcade.
As they spent more time together, they found that they were able to let their guard down and just be themselves. They shared stories, jokes, and dreams for the future. Vilmer cooked his famous pulled pork dish, and Johan taught them all a few new magic tricks.
Malte, who was usually the most serious of the group, found himself relaxing and having fun like never before. He even joined in a game of beach volleyball and surprised everyone with his skills.
As the days went on, the trio found themselves growing closer than ever before. They realized that their friendship was stronger than any danger they had faced together.
One night, as they sat around a bonfire on the beach, they made a promise to always be there for each other, no matter what challenges might come their way. They toasted to their friendship and vowed to keep it strong for many years to come.
As they packed up to leave the beach house, they knew that they were leaving with more than just happy memories. They had strengthened their bond and created a foundation for their friendship that would last a lifetime.
With their spirits high and their friendship strong, the trio set off for their next adventure, excited to see what the future held.
(That seems like alot of fun at the beach!)