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I asked my daughter if she had a case of the chocolate sneezes.
When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin
I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing
When you do ass to mouth and there’s a large amount of shit on your penis and your partner sucks it off
“Bro my bitch ate that raw chocolate last night”
A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".
Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.
I huge stone like that changes the course of your day for the better. Usually will require a courtesy flush in public restrooms.
You should have seen the chocolate Medusa that I had this morning, its going to be a great day!
When a frog begins to eat a tree and farts nipples.
Wow i just saw chocolate nips!!!!!
The after effect of eating a curry or spicy Indian dish.
Person 1:Dude, you ok in there?
Person 2:Hell no, getting a bad case of chocolate pain in here