When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
When someone, usually a repair person or utility worker, is causing seemingly intentional delay of a plan or schedule. Similar to being "jerked around" or "led on". More common usages: swizzle fisted, swizzle fisting
The swizzle fisting repair guy hasn't shown up yet but it was supposed to be done yesterday!
Fisting someone with a block of cheddar or Parmesan.
My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna
The act of punching an emo kid in the face.
I saw an emo kid writing bad poetry and I couldn't control my Sad Fist; it found his face like a poseur-seeking missile.
The act of several bros cumming on one bros hand and then he clenches into a fist and artificially inseminates a woman.
Me and my bros all got together and brovine bro fisted my wife last night.
Similar to a fist to fist bump, however one person uses their fist to lightly tap the other person's belly.
It would market yourself as a weirdo if you fist to belly bump a stranger