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Spilling troinoi all over your dick and having a girl sip it up
Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk
Spilling troinoi(cheap russian perfume) all over your dick and having a girl sip it up. It's usually done by Russians in the US
-Man Katea gave me such a great Troinoi Jerk
people who have a social gathering and leave out a third party
Frank: "So, your closest friends didn't invite you to the movie?"
Joe: "Nope, they are such jerkes"
(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.
"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"
When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings
dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"
Person who has no explaining for others and has no idea what is going on is rude and mean to other like to just rude Jess bozell
Tyler Coplen is a Jerk to Jess Bozell