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A famous samurai warrior known for killing men, then nailing their wives just before he punted them in the ass. This odd trademark led to hundreds of women being branded in the ass by kik dat hoe's size 12 Jordans.
"Dirty Slut, how did you get that mark across your fat ass?".... "It was a sneak attack by Kik Dat Hoe."
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Any man/Giant robot that is so cool, that everyone knows he will kick everyone's ass without breaking a sweat. To be a Joe Kick-Ass, you must have the following traits.
1. You don't take no shit from anybody.
2. You have a sweet car (covering it in guns makes it better)
3. You play by your own rules
4.You are at least 15 feet tall and are a robot.*
Only when you complete these steps will you be a true Joe Kick-Ass.
Silverstreak is a regular Joe Kick-Ass.
Don't laugh at his momma, or he'll go Joe Kick-Ass on ya and run you down/shoot you with his Ferarri covered in shotguns!
*#4 is optional
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April 16. Every year, farmers, townsfolk, and all alike travel to the center of town with the best looking mule in town. They all form a line to kick it.
“Hey, are you going to kick a muel day festival today?”
“You bet your ass I am!”
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One day only on the 4th of October all girls get to kick boys in the balls and not get told off
The 4th of October we get to kick boys in the balls
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Kick nut november!
Girl: omg youre so mean
Boy: yeah and what are you gonna do about it?
Girl: dont you know what month it is
Boy: yeah it is november aka no nut november
Girl: no it is kick nut november
Boy: oh danm it
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Pointing out a dry joke or horrible pun after it has already fallen flat.
Teacher : Yeah check it out
Student : Ok I will
Teacher : Get it? Check it out, for the chess tournament
Student : Your kicking the dead horse sir
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A boring, backwater town or city, with nothing to do but kick shit around for entertainment
"There's nothing here, this is such a shit kicking town"