A lonely old guy who floats downriver into the shop to shoot the shit with the mechanics and never wants to leave.
Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
Log is very powerful,
Log is very plentiful,
Log is very cool,
Log is so cool you’ll drool,
Log will find your might,
And kiss you a nightly night!
Log is the best person I’ve been with since the start of humans. I love him so much!
Someone who invites a girl out and asks to go home and sleep with them. Then afterwards, they will just lay in bed like a log and actually go to sleep.
Them: "Hey are you going out tonight? I was wondering if I could stay over, and we could you know... ;)"
Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)
Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing
Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.
When someone leaves a videogame in the middle of combat.
"Where did he go?? Did he teleport or some shit?"
"Nah, he logged."
"Scared ass."
To log out of an account, typically when gaming.
"dude i think we are gonna get jumped, lets log"
the ultimate power couple
dog and lettuce is otp
clara- omg log is such the trendiest power couple #log dylan- "yeah log forever"