Put your hand in mine

To insert a hand in someones asshole and thrusting in and out and maximum hand thrusting velocity yo make your woman orgasm at world record speed while singing Make You Mine by PUBLIC

Girl: " honey cheeky shortcakes please put your hand in mine "
Guy: " hell yeah im gonna mess up the sphincter muscles in your ass so hard"

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put your pimp hand down

Lay down the law, be aggressive

Your girl wants you to stay at home but your bros want you to come out to the tity club so they say "put your pimp hand down"

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Whip it out and put it on her forehead

A phrase used in place of "go for it in a big way." Often results in a high risk, high reward situation.

Friend 1: "I don't know what to do with this extra Cubs ticket."

Friend 2: "Take Jackie."

Friend 1: "I can't. She's a Sox fan."

Friend 2: "You got an extra Cubs hat. Just keep it in your pocket, and at the game, whip it out and put it on her forehead."

Friend 1: "Good idea. I'll do the same with my penis later."

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Put that back in’t brain

A Yorkshire expression used when someone has said something stupid that they should not have said.

Clive: “y’know, I prefer Tetley’s to Yorkshire tea”
Derek: “Clive, you idiot, put that back in’t brain!”

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Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

Putting up 2 fingers in a photo

If you put up 2 fingers in a photo it means you like taking extremely large African American p#nis in the rectum over and over

“Man did you see Rae putting up 2 fingers in a photo he must like penis”

dont put your dick in the crazy

dont go putting your dick in no crazy bich

i was banging this chick and she tried to rip the condom off and say i want kids

Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy