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legit the best person ever, can and will take a joke too far but very lovable so you can't get mad for it. the funniest person ever and will probably be single for life but she'll have so many friends to make up for it.
"Oh, there's River! She's so cool!"
Definitely not a body of water, but is a great friend to have! He’s always there 4 u
Person 1: I’m feeling sad
River: Just talk to me, River!
It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.
I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.
The act of urinating into an individual's mouth, and having the urine flow down their naked body.
"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".
"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".
Turns out a racist mascot is okay as long as it is sufficiently gangster. In a desperate ploy to sell more gear, the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington "East River Skins," using the Native American gang's tag as their new logo. "If the Raiders can hype off a bad boy image, so can we!" the team's publicist announced, proudly displaying the new self-administered "NTL" prison tattoo on his knuckles. "Yo chief," he went on to say for no apparent reason.
AJ: Did you hear that David hit a devious lick in the men's restroom at river bend middle school?
Dylan: no watever