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A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
Momma asked me to feed the pet gator and we were out of chickens, shoot far!
When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going
“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”
Doing something so horrible that people compare it to shooting Cecil the lion!
I threw out my daughter's ratty old tennis shoes and she was so upset it was like shooting the lion!
It MEANS plenty of BLAME to go around not just ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE scapegoat.
Hey you know let me put it to you this way MANDALAY BAY SHOOTINGS SENDSURROUND as major players will be listed after a WEIGHTING can be determined , so this UPCOMING VERY IMPORTANT DEFINITION is on temporary hold but this TANTAMOUNT ONE will be sent to APPRISE OF THIS STELLAR NEW FINDINGS that will be summarized soon in a CONCISE and TO THE POINTS MANNERS.
An annoying phrase used to convince someone to confess to their crush that they like them, even if they have no chance.
Hopeless Nerd: Wow, this song is great!
Friend: You know what else is great? :)
Hopeless Nerd: NO-
Friend: Shooting your shot
Anyways shoot your shot! You have more of one than you think, just be respectful about it! :)