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An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.
Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.
A method used by college students in Georgia to enhance studying or sexual performance, in which a person dissolves a stimulant into a spoon (usually amphetamines or caffeine) and ingests it orally.
"Did you hear what Joe did to prepare for the exam?"
"I heard he did a Georgian Spoon with crank and adderall!"
"What a maniac."
Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.
Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.
A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!
An adjective applied to FPS players when they kill an enemy that an ally was trying to kill first.
That guy was mine! You're a Spoon Scraper.
A term used instead of the word shovel because it’s 1 am and your brain isn’t working properly
person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.
"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"
The spoon you use spoon to shovel the shit out of a girls anal cavity and into her vagina.
Johnny don’t use that spoon!!! That’s a peanut butter spoon!
Johnny: good