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to break up with someone via a text message. Highly looked down upon in the dating world.
"You cant text message breakup with her, no girls will ever date you again"
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Bad text decisions are the texts that you know you should not, under any circumstances send, but you do. Often committed whilst super high or drunk, these texts seem like a good idea until you have pressed send. One common characteristic of bad text decisions is when you will ignore your friends' queries into who you are texting until said text is sent. After informing them, good friends will usually confiscate the phone.
Can also be shortened to BTD.
"So, is it bad if I just texted Kevin and told him I wanted him?" "You mean oldman creeper Kevin? Yes, that was a terrible idea, give me your phone before you make any more bad text decisions."
When you accidentally send a text bitching about someone to the person you are bitching about.
Instant-Karma Text: "Tracy is such a fucking bitch. Have you seen her hair? She looks like a total skank."
*Sending to Tracy*
Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"
this text is blue not pink
Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.
Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.
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Any guy who is constantly text messaging instead of being actively social while in a bar or other social setting.
Mike is being Mr. Tommy Text-a-lot over there in the corner.
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Texting while getting a Blowjob.
Just for kicks I'll text you while she's blowin me. LOL Ya know, a little Text n Head.
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