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Hoe-Jack

When a hoe is stolen from a pimp its a Hoe-Jack

If you are a pimp and another pimp kills you and(or) steals your Hoes

by Brian Bowden August 13, 2004


dough hoes

someone that uses another person for their mother's cooking (preferably fried dough and other breakfast foods).

person one: "Man, I miss hanging out with sally. Her mom made such good fried dough. Maybe we can be her friend again after stomping all over her self esteem so we can eat her mother's food!"

person 2: "lol, we are such dough hoes!"

by bohemian queen 111 August 19, 2008


hoe crumb

Any belongings left behind by a girl after a one night stand.

Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..

When I woke up this morning I saw a flip flop and 2 earrings laying on my floor. I figured that they were some bitch's who left her hoe crumbs left behind.

John: Dude does this head band belong to you?

Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.

by Holly Hollywood September 08, 2010


Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration

Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan

by BOnoobies February 21, 2011


hoe wrangler

Noun:

1. A pimp's right hand man
2. One who gathers and then herds prostitutes back to the pimp lair.
3. One who assists with the game of another "player"

Up until he got a girlfriend, Mike was the best hoe wrangler around.

by deanergt July 17, 2006


hoodie hoe

A girl who keeps guys around during the winter. Said female will go to great lengths to keep said male wrapped around her finger so that she has access to hoodies/jackets seasonally.

"Dude, she's taken you're hoodie all week long. She's a total hoodie hoe!"
"I know man! But she's cute as hell."

by Casper Marie November 09, 2014


stripper hoe

A girl who is a paid hoe and strips. Can also be known as a strippertute.

John is going to do a private room for an hour with that stripper hoe Candy.

by Ashlee617 October 04, 2017