snakes and mashpotatoes

two things that do not go together; does not make sense

An expression often said

"Snakes and mashpotatoes! What was I thinking?"

"Aw snakes and mashpotatoes!"

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Snake in the Grass

When the perception of a situation or event is not the way it first appears, but has a much more serious and sinister hidden intent not readily apparent to a casual observer .

When a house burglary is reported by the owner, but when the police arrive to inspect, the clues do not quite mach up with a burglary, but look like the owner has "staged" a burglary for the intent of filing a false insurance claim. The detective might say 'I think there is a snake in the grass, with this robbery'

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Snake in the grass

Someone who pretends to be something other than what they are, while hiding a nefarious agenda.

Note (1.) A snake in the grass doesn't have to be sadistic, but they have to be self-serving enough, they don't care who they hurt in the process of achieving what they want.

Note (2.) The term "snake in the grass" has been around a long time. Long before people had lawnmowers, or constantly trimmed their lawns like a military buzz cut. So the grass metaphor used to be more obvious. When the average person's lawn used to grow past their ankles..snakes were rarely visible.

If you want to describe a cold blooded human with hidden intentions, "snake in the grass" isn't a bad choice.

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Snake Wrangle

Moving a shorted out charger around trying to get a charge.

I had to snake wrangle my cheap charger after four uses

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snake drainer

Someone who drains a male genitalia.

That girl over there is my snake drainer.

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The Dirty Snake

A public gesture of courtship between a man and woman where the male will slither up the shirt of the female he is trying to mount. This is seen as a dominating gesture yet predominately and overall is a desperate maneuver the male will use in the pursuit of a female mate. The dirty snake is usually conducted in a location of lower lighting and predominately dark brown color scheme, where smells of booze and dollar store perfume are heavily fumigating the dank musty air.

"Dude, I can't believe you pulled the dirty snake on that skank in that bar last night!"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"

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Snake mate

A sly person , who may have back stabbed you, chatted shit about you or just been sly. They are the worst types of people! Because they gained your trust and then stabbed you in the back ! They’re (fucking sly pricks) !

Girl:Omg what a bitch!
Other girl:I Know , what a snake mate!

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