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That guy who comments on every video on YouTube saying “yOu CaN bE An Og SuB 2 Më!!!”
Oh, it’s that 10-year-old Fortnut Kid commenting on my video again.
freshest age for a girl out there. she might still have acne like most teenagers but she still just recently bloomed into her adult body, and especially nowadays, is probably just as attractive and fresh as an 18 year old girl. can only admire her from afar though, in order to not catch a case.
-why tf do 16 year old girls nowadays have to look 21 man
-yeah I know bro, it's a hard time. waiting for 2 years is surely better than getting a beating from a high school girl's family and going to jail, though.
-facts.
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Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes.
Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?
Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?
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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?
Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.
Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this
Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?!
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Masturbating on new years eve while trying to time your orgasm to 12:00:00 Midnight on January 1.
Jim: "Hey Bill, were you at the New Year's party?"
Bill: "No, I was at home dropping the New Year's Ball."
Jim: "Get a life, BIll."
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Next year (2020) are you allowed to slap everyone on the ass whenever you want to, thru the whole year!
Kåre: Baloo it is year 2020... you know what that means..
Baloo: no?
Kåre: *Slaps Baloo ass* Happy slap ass year 2020!!!
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When you try to PURSUE someone but random things out of nowhere keep hitting you
Plant appraiser : * broke his legs when trying to chase the head doctor*
Also plant appraiser : is he really 89 years old ?
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Walter has a small peter, it looks like he is hung like a 3 year old.
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