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War Thunder

Cancer in Pain mixed into a game.

"Hey bro do you play War Thunder?"

"Unfortunately"

by the_biggest_funni June 24, 2023


War Thunder

A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by yahahha May 20, 2023


War Thunder

A game where you pay to win, basically it's a capatalistic game.
John: Wat u doin' ?
Tom: Playing War Thunder and I'm in debt.
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I spend all my money on War Thunder!

by September 28, 2023


Thunder dome

A shiny ass forehead.

Causes:

Sweat

•Too much makeup

Bradly: do u see that chick over there?
Jorge: Damn vro she got a fucken Thunder dome

by 1-800-Jahsh October 31, 2019


Thunder Scientific Cooperation

A thinly veiled fetish game designed and developed by the Roblox group with the same name. It has a SCPF gameplay style. People often take the game way too seriously considering it was clearly designed after Changed. The trend of this game that should not belong on Roblox is an entirely different discussion. As with every other SCPF game, it has roles you can apply for in their Discord (seventh layer of hell) which consist of ranks, that are progressed via doing certain tasks in game and posting them in their respective channels. Apparently, the managers of the game aren’t gay pedophiles anymore. That doesn’t excuse what it’s based off of though. This game commonly leads to getting TSC Syndrome, due to it’s addicting, combat based gameplay.

As a former Security Department HR, I would heavily recommend NOT playing Thunder Scientific Cooperation. You’ll leave a different man.

by unused username February 6, 2024


Thunder Scientific Cooperation

A thinly veiled fetish game under the handle of being a regular SCPF style game. It's based off the not-so-veiled fetish game on Steam, Changed. It is developed by the Roblox group with the same name. As with every other SCPF-style game, it contains departments of which you can join in their Discord (seventh layer of hell). Each department consists of it's own ranks, from Cadet to Captain, for example. It is recommended to not interact with said HR's as most developers, SHRs (Super High Ranks) and executives are and were gay pedophiles. Ruben Sim, which is arguably as bad as the people that play TSC, initiated a miniature raid on the game, resulting in almost nothing.

Thunder Scientific Cooperation needs to be taken down. Take it from me, a former Security Department HR.
I've seen people become entirely different just because of this damned game made by a 17-year-old groomer.

by unused username February 8, 2024


Thunder Thighs

Somebody who is a fortnite pro and exertes extreme amounts of big dick energy

Dam Ian Has some mf Thunder Thighs

by Isveisvw March 4, 2022