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The act of going to the horny land to recover the GB's of pronz from the internet.
The motto of the man on the porn crusade was: Hannah Harper wills it!
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Shoes that are so silly only a porn star or stripper would wear them to work in - however they can only be called real porn shoes when they are worn by women on a drunken night out. The shoes must have:
Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
Wow see that blond overthere she must be 6ft tall - nah I bet she's only 5ft out of her porn shoes.
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A form of pornography involving highly obese men and women usually performing a quite unusual seemingly satanical ritual such as forcing excess flabber into certain constricted areas of their own or someone elses body. Many times lubricants can be consumed by being mistaken for grease from McDonalds. Fat Porn is known to involve men with extreme chodes that are capable of mysterious feats
In other words: FAT PEOPLE HAVING DIRTY FAT SEX.
Stop looking at FAT PORN you twisted freak!
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A film that involves NAKED people doing it doggy style, normal style, upside down, or some other freaky deaky style viewed by people over 30, containing a cast of 40-year-olds doing what 18-year-olds do, with the plot of the film being so simple it seemed it was directed by a 6 year old.
Damn dude did you see that fucking porn film with that big titted freak. She was freaky with that 80 year old guy! I'm surprised he could get his cock up!
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a person who is able to find the good porn on a website before it finishes loading.
Dave: Ok go!
Lance: Ok...uh..uh.. THERE!
Dave: Ew wtf dude. Shemale porn. Ew. FAIL! You are not the Porn Guru!
Lance: Haha. I dont care. The sites giving you a virus right now.
Dave: AW! FUCK YOU MAN!
Lance: PWN3D!
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Any home decorating magazine with pictures that show perfectly decorated houses, apartments and gardens. The pictures are computer altered or airbrushed to make the rooms look bigger and clutterfree because nobody's kitchen is that big.
Gerry's wife opened her kitchen porn magazine, pointed to the stainless steel kitchen island and asked, "Do you like her kitchen better than mine?"
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A porn stash is a slang for "pornography moustache". These were very comman in the 70's along with the fucking bush in the pubic region. A more modern porn stash is similar to the one the famous Ron Jeremy has.
"Holy shit that guys got a porn stash, he should be in a porno, homie"
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