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The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
When you and your friends have a discrepancy about which actor/actress/director etc. was in any given movie. Also when you're convinced you've seen a famous person make a cameo before they were famous.
That was totally Ashley Tisdale in Donnie Darko. IMDB this shit right now!
When something is absolutely absurd and there is no reasoning behind it.
My bank is charging me for using an ATM; that's some booty shit.
1. The type of bowel movement characterized by extreme noise, wetness, and unbelievable amounts of excrement in a ferocious, high-velocity manner.
2. All of the aforementioned symptoms present, the type of bowel movement that causes one to grunt or yell out in a violent manner, misleading bystanders outside the door or passer-by's to believe you are being murdered or murdering someone in the bathroom with said movement.
Violent shitting makes me so embarrassed when I walk out of the bathroom.
Variation of “quiet quitting” only the subject spends time in the bathroom instead of fulfilling work obligations.
Have you seen Alex?
Yeah he’s in the bathroom on YouTube quiet shitting.
When you take a shit and you wipe your ass so many times and it just doesn’t stop staining the toilet paper, your asshole then becomes a highlighter due to the amount of wipes it takes to flawlessly clean your asshole.
Hey dan why were you in the bathroom so long? I had a highlighter shit.
Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.
Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.