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Apparently it's just what dehydrated babies need, according to John McCain. Preferably in bottled form.
John McCain:
"We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."
Guy from The Waterboy:
"Hey! Water's better cold."
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One who possesses no outstanding personal traits. Is very plain and boring. In short, nothing special; like a drink of water.
1st person: Lets go out with Joe tonight
2nd person: errrr no! hes such a drink of water!
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A far better name for a red bull and vodka, particularly if consumed in the morning as a bracer to steady yourself after an all nighter with your buddies.
"Dude, you stink like a brewery and look terrible" "No shit sherlock. Let's hit the Pulpit for some 2 for 1 water moccasin's so I can brace myself and get going again"
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Water polo is a relatively new sport where instead of riding a horse, one uses a large mallet while dressed in scuba gear and riding a shark.
It is rumored that some families have a tradition where the family becomes a man when he is able to tame his own wild shark from the sea.
Let's play some fucking water polo, Matt! No, not that pussy ass volleyball shit. Sack up and grab a goddamn shark. Shit's about to get REAL.
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- Another word for a mans siminal fluids.(eg sperm, jizz, cum etc...)Only this word is one that is normally said after large quantaties of alcohol when one wishes to terrorise.
Rayno and Dougie got in big trouble for telling a chick at the bar that they were going to empty their dirty water into her dirty bucket.
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A term minors use for alcohol, it is called funny water because of the funny taste and behaviors you engage in while drinking.
Boy 1: Yo I got some funny water for the party tonight
Boy 2: great, this party is gonna be awesome.
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The product of slurping up the liquids from a hairy vagina.
Guy: I'm thirsty for some carpet water.
Girl: I can quench your thirst.
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