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Having random sex with a stranger and then taking a dump in the stranger's bathroom
I had sex with a girl I met in the casino and proceeded to give her The Hollow Man
A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.
After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".
Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian,your grandpap a trap, and your sister a mister combined negates any no u given and destroys the universe and recreates it in seconds
Me: "Your mom gay lol"
Todd: "No u"
Me: "Your nan a man"
Todd: *erased from existance*
Kevin: "Man check out this girl's feet!"
Steve: "ah I see you are also a man of culture"
A scrounger who will steal your clothes pegs after you've kindly washed his clothes and pegged them out in the line to dry, in an attempt to help the guy out!
F*cking cheeky c*nt peg man, has stolen my f*cking clothes pegs!
Slaws Friend
Slaw and Aloe Vera Man going to have a man date.