A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .
Virus: young jukes where are you?
Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.
Virus: bet
Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.
Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.
Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!
A female that gets men extremely excited to link up & then ghosts them for days .
Raylyn is the biggest STUNT-“MAN” ever, we was supposed to go out out of town last night and she never texted me back .
The Hyena man is a man in a African village that will take the virginity’s of little girls 10+
This is another word for someone who is an arsehole. They usually go by the name of James Murphy
Yo James you're such a crease-man fuck you
When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.
“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”
“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”
“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
Asshole who convinced Tom Nook to destroy a child's Discord server before doing it himself.
Lenin's Godfather is the man the myth the legendchan.