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Beaver Buzz

Canadian term used to describe having excess energy

I was having a beaver buzz when I woke up this morning

by SmokingSchmidt October 24, 2022


The Flying Beaver

The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.

The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!

by The snowdragon king December 28, 2018


beaver ointment

Vagisil for a hairy twat

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat

by redxraider February 13, 2015


Beaverization

Beaverization is used to describe how beavers keep us safe from floods by building their dams

Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America

by CapybaraSupremacy February 4, 2022


Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.

That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.

by Taste the ROE July 30, 2022


beaver toggles

Methamphetamine.
The sharper the teeth, the most pure, concentrated, prime supply of premium fuckin' shards.

Hey, you there! Come down from the high-lonesome. Is it true that it gets lonely up there hunting for beaver toggles.

by JJohnson07 May 8, 2023


beaver seisure

Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."

by Spankface March 16, 2018