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When shit is real. I mean REAL, real.
I think I'm gonna take that last shot like, dead ass.
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(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.
"Wow, Kate Morris just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"
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One of the slang used by Gen-Z, which means something is so funny/hilarious that they are dead by laughing.
Hobo: What's your name?
Me: Phuc Bich
Hobo: I'M DEAD!
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a horrible kissing technique.
To have someone stick their tongue in your mouth and not move it in any way despite your efforts to pash normally or adequately , they are giving you a dead fish -- or more commonly 'dead fishing you'.
expecting a kiss, but to have someone leave their tongue in your mouth like a dead fish, lifeless and still.
It is important to remember that the 'dead fish' is not done on purpose as a joke, but is done through lack of any technique. The person doing the 'dead fish' usually will blame it on being drunk or find other excuses to avoid embarrassment when being confronted.
girl 1 - so, how was the pash with Brett last night?
girl 2 - uuggghh he dead fished me.
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When a guy looks at you with lifeless eyes- but it’s sexual, it’s almost like “fuck me eyes” but for girls
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The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.
Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.
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