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The most dominant team in the Eastern Conference of the NHL since 1995. They own the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. Winners of three Stanley Cups from 1995-2003. They used the neutral zone trap and the skill of their goaltender Martin Brodeur at playing the puck outside the crease to dominate their division and conference for more than a decade. Gary Bettman, a man seemingly intent on destroying hockey, invented the new "Brokeback NHL" in response to the Devils frustrating defensive system that stressed low scoring, defense and winning games and cups instead of the Mark Messier inspired "overpaid whining pussy, no-contact-or-I'll-cry, take-it-in-the-butt" style and attitude that seemed to summarize their cross-river rivals, the NY Rangers and their legion of snivelling, whining, douchebag fans. The Rangers fans are quick to point out the Devils' relative lack of fans, but as an original 6 team in North America's largest city, that just seems like more petty bullshit from a group of people who, despite the fact that they are New York and the salary cap just came into being, have enjoyed exactly 1 Stanley Cup championship since the start of World War II. 3 Cups since 1995 for a team that moved to the suburbs in 1982, or 1 since before Pearl Harbor for New York City, you do the math . . .
Who owns the New York Rangers and Philadelphia Flyers? The New Jersey Devils.
Who effectively ended the NHL career of Eric Lindros? Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils on his way to yet another Stanley Cup (fortunately the Rangers then acquired Mr. too-many-headaches Pussy).
The New Jersey Devils were unbeaten against the New York Rangers for 20 games.
Who swept the NY Rangers in the 2006 playoffs? The New Jersey Devils.
Maybe Mike Richter and Brian Leetch would like to look at the 3 Stanley Cup rings owned by Martin Brodeur and Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.
The idea of having to play the New Jersey Devils used to drive Theo Fleury to drink.
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After a bitch blue balls you, your bro avenges you by skeeting early in the bitch's face and then pokes her in the eyes with a devil horn hand. All while screaming "HORNS UP, SLUT!"
It's cool bro, she is a dumb slore, I will give her the Angry Blue Devil later.
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a synonym phrase for, and a less rude version of, 'how the fuck'
father: son go do your homework and improve your grades.
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what else? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
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The Dirty; Mommy-Daddy Playtime; Babymaking; Coitus; the Horizontal Tango; Making the Beast with Two Backs; Swishing the Fish; Diddle the Skittles; Mormon Teeth-Brushing; Pollination; Bumping Uglies; Trip Down the Grand Canyon; Plowing the Field; Sowing Wild Oats; In N Out Burger; Home Run; Tomb Raider; Going Down Under; Bushwhacking; Ace in the Hole; Buttering the Biscuits; Making Happy; Doing the Do; Making Whoopie; Banging; Screwing; Pounding; Shagging; Sexual Intercourse
Karsten and Jasmine are upstairs playing the Devil's ping pong.
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A Southern Alt./Rock band from Ohio. Known for their entertaining shows and aggressive alcohol consumption.
Q-"Have you seen Black Bourbon Devils?"
A-"Eh."
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Devil Dick December(3D)-The aftermath of #No nut november
You haven't came in a whole month, your feeling, you come home, lock your bedroom door and wank SOOOOOOO hard you feel like your dick will fall off
3N is over, it's time for #3D to take over, I can feel my dick throbbing from idling DEVIL DICK DECEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To cling onto power and to sacrafice your morals for it. To Suck The Devil's Dick, is to get on you knees and beg.
"Bro you hear Jordon Peterson is Sucking The Devil's Dick?!?"
"Yea! I was watching Owen Benjamin last night and it opened my eyes"
Satan, Hedonism, Humour, Sucking The Devil's Dick
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