red hat brigade

Colloquialism for attendees of IndyCar events, identifiable by the red hats they wear, who did not pay for their tickets and who are only attending because Marlboro had sent them free tickets vouchers in the mail; each Marlboro 'guest' gets a red hat when they exchange their voucher for a ticket at the track.

The crowd at that last crapwagon race was pathetic! The track has 100,000 seats but the place was only quarter full of gomers, if that, and most of those were members of the red hat brigade!

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Cat in the Hat Syndrome

Once you start rhyming, to not be able to stop. You won't intend on this, it just happens.

I was being a smartass the other day, rhyming everything. An hour later, I came down with Cat in the Hat Syndrome.

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Stink Hat

The putrid act of doing the unthinkable on someones head (or, ideally, face)

Back in college we would prank our dorm mates by sneaking up on them, holding them down and givin' em a big fat stink hat

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Wearing The Hat

A term used to describe when one is high on marijuana

dude I am totally wearing the hat today.

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Bunny hat kid

A mf that uses the stupid basic "alt" bunny hat, with the cute face and the moving ears, they are commonly racist toward Asian culture, support ybc and yaoi, they are mostly very young age kids that discovered they are queer and think this is how they should dress to "express" themselves and their sexuality

"hey I really enjoyed ybc *sings the intro*"
"pls stop! this is very inappropriate, the show support rape and minor prostitution, it's not funny! "
"they are just drawings!"
"of course you are a bunny hat kid 😒"

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orifice hat trick

taken from the hockey term ( a hat trick means to score three times) it is a term for sexual activity involving three orifices on a woman (pussy, mouth, ass)

I was with this slut last night and I scored an orifice hat trick, first she gave me a blowjob, then we had straight sex than I did her in the ass.

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Mexican Hat Dance

A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.

Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.