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A pathetic high school located on the southern tip of Lake Michigan. The school is pathetic, hence PHS (Pathetic High School), where all most of the student population and administrators are concerned solely with sports and football. Run down school, carpet long gone and threadbare, walls missing wallpaper, urinals and toilets, as well as the stalls mostly ripped out and long gone, leaving bare plumbing. Bare electrical wires can also be found throughout the building, yet a new Fieldhouse and Sports stadium was just constructed, imagine that. Commonly do the "Heil Hitler" salute instead of the "Tomohawlk chop", due to the low intelligence of the majority of the student population.
Nah brah, too busy getting high at Portage High School.
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A high school located in southwest Portland, Oregon near downtown. Is 40% Jewish, 30% Buddhist, and 30% Christian and/or other. If you're not Russian, Korean, or originally from Canada, you're a minority. The median income for families whose kids attend Lincoln is $100,000 and many live in mansions. Needless to say, these kids love skipping school to go shopping downtown, yet still manage to pull off straight A's.
Fun fact: Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons attended Lincoln.
I went to Lincoln High School. I never went to class yet graduated with a 4.0 and got a $10,000 scholarship to Lewis & Clark. How I love being AZN!
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Medium-sized school placed in the middle of the woods in the hellhole of Citrus County, Florida. As you know, it's about 30 minutes away civilization. Or what civilization Citrus has to offer. Everybody knows everybody. Good basketball team, not-so-wonderful football team. The other schools in Citrus are Citrus High and Crystal River, both of which suck terribly.
You go to lecanto High School too?!
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Located in Haymarket, Virginia, Battlefield High School may be the worst educational institution in the Northern Hemisphere.
You see that shit hole?
Yeah, That's Battlefield High School.
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A high school that is highly looked at in the area considering all the rest of the schools are nothing but drugs, and freaks. Frankfort also contains a lot of what are called rednecks, who like to wear camoflage every day as if it were a "style". Frankfort not only has the style of every day camo, but also the style of leggings, sparkly uggs, ugg boots, and under armour. Not mention the deluxe camoflage under armour shirts, oh and the especially deluxe camo frankfort high school shirts both short and long sleeve.
You go to Frankfort High School? Do you like camouflage? I hear it's a popular style their.
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a school full of little bitches who cant play any sports and when they lose they make posts with the student body saying "fuck (the school they lost to)"
Bill: bro did u watch the football game?
Greg: yeah skyline high school lost
Bill: yep cant wait for the instagram post
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A high school in Lemont where 90 percent of the school is rich, spoiled, white kids. Then these kids try to act hood by smoking mass amounts of weed so they can try to validate there popularity. They are smug douches who dont do shit because they know that their parents can afford to pay for any college they want to go to. They have 30,000 dollar cars to drive 2 miles a day, going to school and back. The other 10 percent are the kids who supply all the drugs to the others and commit the pettiest of crimes such as burglary and theft. The girls are steadily becoming bigger whores as the pregnancy rate is increasing. This place is fucked up and its getting worse.
"Hey bro where'd you go for high school"
"Lemont High School"
"I'm sorry to hear that"
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