room job

the act of receiving a rim job while solemnly sitting on your partners head, upside down, hanging from a ceiling fan in the woods naked twice! ;)

"Whaaaaaa, I just got a crazy room job from your cat!"

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ball job

When a girl/guy sucks just a mans balls instead of his shaft. Usually disappointment occurs when a man finds out that the supposed blow-job is just going to be a ball-job.

"Dude, so what did you guys end up doing last night?"
"Well we messed around a little"
"So she suck you off?"
"Kind of. She gave me a ball job."
"What the hell is that?"

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girl job

Noun refering to the manual stimulation of a female. Replaces fingering or fingered with a much more appealing term.

I got the best girl job last night.

I just gave her a great girl job.

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Foot Job

A "Foot Job" is the act in which a woman will use her feet to stimulate a man's penis. This stems from the man having a foot fetish which causes the sexual attraction to a woman's feet. (Very uncommon but women can also have foot fetishes for men) A foot job is usually preformed with the soles of the feet but can be preformed with the toes also.

Other names for a Foot Job are:
Footy J
Foojowski
Foot J
FJ
High-Heel Slam Jam

John: Bro, did you score a foot job with Lisa last night?

Edward: For sure, dude. Her soles were so soft!

John: Nice!

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toe job

when a lesbian makes another lesbian cum by using her toes on the second bitch's clit

I gave my woman a toe job last night.

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bank job

When a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). Looks like the driver has left their car like that because they've had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn't parking.

Did you see the way Sean parked his Jeep? What a bloody bank job that was!

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roll job

putting your dick in a womans rolls of fat. usually used to make fun of someones girl friend.

"Hey did you get some roll jobs from your fat girlfriend?"

"Fuck you man"

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