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(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.
A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."
Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"
When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.
Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay
One who acts like a butt cheek. Someone who is being annoying, thinks their funny or cool. Usual names begin with G and Z
My girlfriend Gillian is acting like a left but cheek
like “tug the left ball for good luck” similar to crossing your fingers.
For fucking idiots who spell left cheek wrong
Person1: oh my gawd that’s a thicc left check
Person2: don’t you mean cheek you fucking weeb
Person1: *cries*