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Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.
Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness
Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.
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A Homosexual Man who is very femine.
Joe is such a sister in male skin! He totally went off on me, snaps and all! He is such a drama Queen!
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A trend used by feminists and the lgtbq community to make men look like a bunch of (idiots, douches, sexists, etc). This is a metheod used to bring gender into everything. They usually do this when they feel targeted, want to look targeted to support their ''cause''(extra attention to their gender, or species, A.K.A. nothing important), and or to make males look inferior.
They start by using a term that annoys them, like spreading your legs and taking 2 inches more space, interrupting, or even explaining something wrong. then they replace the first syllable with man, or just adding male, or man to the word, and call it a gender or a racial issue.
fm: omg, why do you have to manspread like that? you are taking 1'' from my 3' personal space you sexist! don't you know im vega-
m: don't you think all the Gender-Inserting/Male Inserting is a little extra? i mean, serious-
fm: don't you manterrupt me!
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It's a shortened version of a nice male purple people eatter.
Wow, that is a very nice male purple!
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It is life itself ignore the rules of the universe push yourself to your limits never gonna give you up never gonna let you down push yourself to boundaries that have never been reached get rid of the im in impossible stop at nothing to get what you want, need and deserve. Never be a simp indulge your own manliness if one is scared one will never reach ones inner self. Find out how to make your life better what makes you happy who makes you happy. You are not worthless those who call you worthless are worthless you were created for a reason that reason is to live your best life the best you can. Don't do do things that are against the law. This is the the definition of a beta-sigma male/female. -me
"I'm a beta-sigma male/female respect me" Chad said.
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Caucasian Male Syndrome (CMS) is the complete and utter lack of individuals of Caucasian descent and of the male gender to maintain any form of dance rhythm.
Sufferers of CMS often revert to faux dances by engaging in everyday motions which imitate (badly) real dance moves. These Caucasian Male Moves (CMM) include such everyday motions as The Dice Roller, The Grocery Shopper, The Skiier, and The Pulp Fiction. Inevitably, this severely limited library of dance moves results in sloppy repetition of the same moves over and over again, each time with decreasing interest in the partner.
If pressed too long (approximately the length of one song), this decrease in dance partner interest typically results in some sort of physical retribution to the person afflicted with CMS.
"What exactly is he doing on the floor? It looks like he's fapping right in front of her."
"Oh, he's got Caucasian Male Syndrome. That 'move' is called The Dice Roller."
"OHHHHH. That makes sense. He's not doing too bad for someone with CMS. Wait, he just got slapped, never mind."
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When a cis white male pouts or whines about something they are actually privileged about.
Jamus the cis white male is complaining that he has to take a Lyft to go to his favorite cocktail bar because his BMW is in the shop. My reply was he has white male boohoo syndrome
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