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An object of the joint-building persuasion, consisting of a range of joints stuck together with extra long perpendicular paper tying the rolled joints together, from shorter to longer, with different kinds of chronic inside it, making so that you can "play the dutch pan flute", meaning you're taking hits from several different weeds or hash in a pattern you choose yourself, thus creating a melody of savors in your mouth, and a fuckin' trainwreck in your head.
Usually, this is done while the attendants are able to score a shitload of different shit, for the purpose of the flute building you would indeed need at least twenty different substances to make it really interesting. To make it smart, you usually line up the shit from mellow to oh-my-god-this-is-strong, so you can play to flute from left to right and get increasing power going to your brain.
Chris : Hey man, we gotta stop goin to the coffee shop when we're stoned out of our asses. Look at all this weed and hash we bought again, no way I'm gonna retain my sanity after that.
Louis : Don't pussy out on me right now bitch, let's roll a fuckin dutch pan flute and we'll get through this pile of happiness in a jiffy.
Chris : Man, you crazy !
Louis : Shut up and get some cardboard and paper.
Chris : Roger that.
The premeditated act of a dog farting underneath the blankets, licking the owner's face to force them underneath the blankets, and revelling in his/her victory.
That fucking pooch just Doggy Dutch Oven'd me. He knew what he was doing. Well played, sir. I'll stop blaming them on you.
(1) Like a double Dutch rudder but instead involves three men.
(2) Three men jack each other off simultaneously.
Three starters on the football team performed a triple Dutch rudder in the locker room. It isn't gay, because their dicks never touched.
To be really wasted.
a sort of spoonerism: too much drugs
"what has he taken?"
"Two Dutch Mugs"
"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"
When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.
I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.
A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.
Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!
When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.
Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.