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Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement
Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam
Namjoon said this to Jimin when Hobi was trying to roast him in english
Namjoon: Jimin, you got no Jams
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When a woman has feminine debris left over in her frontal vagina fold. The debris could be load chunk due to dirty beave, dried blood, or a flaky skin discharge associated with skin problems/rash.
Damn I went down on this girl and she had so much camel toe jam that I had to floss my mouth 4 times after she left.
Damn girl, I aint gonna eat that, go clean that jam out of your camel toe, bitch.
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The act of ejaculating on your big toe after receiving oral sex, and then inserting the toe into a girl's anus.
Last night I gave her the Mukilteo Toe Jam.
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When in a hallway, often in High School or Junior High, when at the end of the day or on the way to lunch when there is a tight jam in the hallway as everyone attempts to get to their locker, the cafeteria, etc.
"Dude! During the Hallway Traffic Jam today after the bell rang I think I felt some girl's boob!"
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When someone jams a pencil into their piss hole and starts to draw.
that is a great pencil jam art piece you got there.
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