Force Play

When a couple gets married because the girl is pregnant.

Person 1: "Jimmy and Suzy are getting married eh"
Person 2: "Really? They've only been dating 3 months."
Person 1: "Yeah, must be the good ole force play"

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Double Play

When two people are declared "out" during sexual relations-a threesome or greater-usually due to an unforeseen complication or unavoidable incident.

Kelly was about to engage in coitus with the two men from the bar, but the abrupt phone call informing her of her mother's passing resulted in a double play for the two of them.

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Play House

Just another phrase for masturbation.

Well, I am going to play house, take a shower, and go to bed.
or
Don't come in my room I'm playing house.

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pussy playing

What you do if you are having sex

I was pussy playing with my wife last night.

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play dumb

let em know girlfriean stawp playin

dont play dumb i know where the weed is hidden

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play army

To participate in fellatio.

"Megan came over to play army with me last night. Man that girl could suck the crome off a ball hitch!"

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Playing madden

Term is used when you are about to munch on any amount of shrooms.

Friend: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
You: Playing madden at the beach with some of my friends.
Friend: Oh snap multiplayer?
You: Best way to play it, best part the ocean will be our tv screen
Friend: No Way! How big is that, like 190,080,000 inch?
You: yep all in HD

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